F3 The Study of Law

     "James 'Crushinator' Adams. You are currently ranked number five in your class, and currently up for Law Review. However, many people are looking at your number five spot. What do you have to say to them?"

     "Well, Collin, I tell you that the Crushinator will take all challengers. Up to now they've only had the pain of their late night latte-infused study sessions or their pitiful peer groups. The Crushinator will show them what pain really is! Oh yeah! I see you Sally 'Whiplash' Watkins, and your superior knowledge of accident law will do you no good! I am the Titan of Tort, the Capone of Copyright, and the Leader in Litigation. I will punish you with precedence, and body slam you with motions. No one can take the Crushinator!
     "That doesn't just go for you Whiplash. The Crushinator welcomes all challengers. I will make you squeal that I have violated your eighth amendment rights. Well I got news for all of you, I'll get that overturned, and you better be ready because I'm going habeas corpus on all of you!"
     "Well you've heard him, folks. The Crushinator is out to produce the body. This promises to be a memorable LawMania 2012."