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Friday, April 17, 2015

F3 Mythological Litigation

            Goldilocks sat outside about to enjoy a bowl of porridge on a beautiful, sunny day. No sooner had she taken her first spoonful did a man in a suit approach her.
            “Goldilocks?” he asked.
            “Yes?”
            “You’ve been served,” the man handed over an envelope.
            Goldilocks frowned and set the bowl of porridge aside as she opened the envelope.
            “I’m being sued?!” she said.
            “Theft, destruction of property, and intentional infliction of emotional distress, on behalf of the Bear family.”
            “Who are you?”
            “I’m an associate with Maleficent, Loki, and Klein. We specialize in mythological litigation. Have a nice day.”
           


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